Post by CMSgt 1Sgt Dodo on Jan 30, 2014 1:28:53 GMT -8
(Twitch's Greeting to New recruits)
Twitch:Welcome to honest work! We are not out To claim more property, we got everything we need right here (use hand to sweep across HQ to scan area) Life is too, too short to waste it on pretentious dreams of bring the old world back. The new world is a paradise if you know how to appreciate it. You want to get wasted on chems...(Points to Grandpa)
Grandpa:(exhales a long drag from a cigarette) We got em.
Twitch:(continuing rant)You need(need is spoken elongated) caps
Astor:(starts gently tossing caps over Twitch) We can make it Rain!
Twitch:(dances running hands up and down torso) Oh yea feels good love to roll around in them! Yes! This is Life, Forget Plans and dreams we are all about instant gratification. Go out there, Kill, steal, but mostly... have a good time. ( stops walking around in front of player with most normal hair) and lose this...(gestures hand to player's appearance)
Grandpa:(in calm Laid back tone)We can help your lack of profesional appearance With A more appropriate- multi colored mowhawk.
Twitch:(snaps fingers pointing at grandpa) Totally, But for now Earn...Some...Caps. Grandpa here will set you straight with our number one business
Astor:That is (putting arms out in quizical expression) Human resourcing.
(In back tied up and snapping out of Lull Ranger Varges weakly yells reply)
Varges:Slaves! This trash Sells slaves to the lumber barons and any other deviant who pays!
Astor:Would you shut up with that already! You're really killing our buzz! (Picks Vargas up and drags him to Edge of swamp) I'm sick of it, if Rangers were half as good as they claim to be you wouldn't be here. (Spins him around to be face to face) any last words?(Ranger spits in his face) hmph! That's cute. (Astor shoots Varges in gut with pistol. Varges rolls down hill into swamp when people are not looking crawls away.)
Twitch:(whistles) hey eyes over here. That... Don't do that. You get somebody out there, slip one of these (shows collar) and patch them up, get Them out here, we convoy them out, we get caps, you get caps. Any Questions? Wait, wait, wait,wait....wait. Where are my manners you're all probably hungry Astor, Drag that ranger back up and lets barbecue him for our guests.
Astor:(Looks down gives an exclaimation of swearing to himself) Sorry boss Looks like he wasn't as dead as we thought, must have got him in the armor.
Twitch:Ahh, hell. I guess we just fed the super mutant. Win some, lose some.
(If players Try to tell Twitch Varges is crawling away, interrupt them, and after seen yell "why didn't you tell me he was leaving" or other improvisation to that nature)
Twitch:Welcome to honest work! We are not out To claim more property, we got everything we need right here (use hand to sweep across HQ to scan area) Life is too, too short to waste it on pretentious dreams of bring the old world back. The new world is a paradise if you know how to appreciate it. You want to get wasted on chems...(Points to Grandpa)
Grandpa:(exhales a long drag from a cigarette) We got em.
Twitch:(continuing rant)You need(need is spoken elongated) caps
Astor:(starts gently tossing caps over Twitch) We can make it Rain!
Twitch:(dances running hands up and down torso) Oh yea feels good love to roll around in them! Yes! This is Life, Forget Plans and dreams we are all about instant gratification. Go out there, Kill, steal, but mostly... have a good time. ( stops walking around in front of player with most normal hair) and lose this...(gestures hand to player's appearance)
Grandpa:(in calm Laid back tone)We can help your lack of profesional appearance With A more appropriate- multi colored mowhawk.
Twitch:(snaps fingers pointing at grandpa) Totally, But for now Earn...Some...Caps. Grandpa here will set you straight with our number one business
Astor:That is (putting arms out in quizical expression) Human resourcing.
(In back tied up and snapping out of Lull Ranger Varges weakly yells reply)
Varges:Slaves! This trash Sells slaves to the lumber barons and any other deviant who pays!
Astor:Would you shut up with that already! You're really killing our buzz! (Picks Vargas up and drags him to Edge of swamp) I'm sick of it, if Rangers were half as good as they claim to be you wouldn't be here. (Spins him around to be face to face) any last words?(Ranger spits in his face) hmph! That's cute. (Astor shoots Varges in gut with pistol. Varges rolls down hill into swamp when people are not looking crawls away.)
Twitch:(whistles) hey eyes over here. That... Don't do that. You get somebody out there, slip one of these (shows collar) and patch them up, get Them out here, we convoy them out, we get caps, you get caps. Any Questions? Wait, wait, wait,wait....wait. Where are my manners you're all probably hungry Astor, Drag that ranger back up and lets barbecue him for our guests.
Astor:(Looks down gives an exclaimation of swearing to himself) Sorry boss Looks like he wasn't as dead as we thought, must have got him in the armor.
Twitch:Ahh, hell. I guess we just fed the super mutant. Win some, lose some.
(If players Try to tell Twitch Varges is crawling away, interrupt them, and after seen yell "why didn't you tell me he was leaving" or other improvisation to that nature)
